There was this neat mushroom candle thing at goodwill
IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT
BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT
i was confused at the word balls in the beginning until i finished it
i am into consensual sex, i bathe, and i have gone four months without taking a human life
laying on the grass sounds so nice until you realize there are bugs and dirt everywhere
why he lick me
Im in class nd the teacher is taking attendance nd hes like “emma? ” and all of us emmas look at each other like “which one? “
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
not being on tumblr all day is weird. i feel like im out of the loop. hows it shaking my fellow teens, what’s up in the web today. sure do love being on the internets
Nash Grier compilation of comebacks
"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"